Now, the Humor. Here’s a post from a SparkPeople.com member about an unfortunate event which brought a lady to stand before a judge: Hanging by a Boob.
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but . . . there were extenuating circumstances.”
The female Judge said, sarcastically, “I’d certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances.”
I did too, soooo I listened as the lady told her story. . . . .
Click the link to read the rest of the story. 😉
Ever worked out so hard your hand did this?
I think I need one of these for the ride home from the gym. But there’s a problem with this version. Can you spot it?*
Youth Potion. Too bad most of us don’t have a Fountain of Youth like whatever these people are using . . . . Surprise most impressive un-transformations? James Lipton and Pauley Perrette!
“A small daily task, if it be really daily, will beat the labours of a spasmodic Hercules.” — Anthony Trollope
Exercise. And if I don’t do anything daily, Mr. Trollope? What are you gonna do then, huh, tough guy?!?**
My nonexistent attempts at working out over the past two weeks are comical. I last worked out on Monday, 2/14. Since then, I played Ultimate last Saturday but that’s it. Not a push-up. Not a second of plank. Nada damn thing.
Between working late, having friends over, giving blood, being tired and hungry . . . I’ve used up all my excuses for the next few months. Today I have an equally good excuse — my in-laws are coming to town. I hope I choose not to take it.